Who to marry...

"Nibby" (nibby68) 08/31/2014 at 21:15 • Filed to: None

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Worth reading it.

Brian Silvestro > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:16

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:17

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Oldie but goodie.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:19

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What a fucking twist! But this begs many questions though and leaves a plot twist...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 21:19

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There's a plot twist though...

ly2v8-Brian > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:22

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Third one beautiful and intelligent.

Crest > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:32

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clap clap clap clap

Diesel > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:36

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I was dating 3 girls at the same time and finally came clean with them about the others. I told them all they were in a competition to be my wife and that I would announce the winner at the end of the competition. After 20 years, I declared them all losers and found 3 more blondes.

Alfalfa > Nibby 08/31/2014 at 21:40

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That kinda makes sense, if I were the type to have 3 girlfriends at once, and blow 15 grand, I would probably just want a trophy wife.

Manuél Ferrari > Diesel 08/31/2014 at 23:03

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that reminds me of this crazy idea/nightmare I have sometimes

If you were dating two girls and couldn't decide which one to marry then you could knock them both up and then tell both about each other. Then they battle to see who gets to marry you. The loser has to be the baby mamma.

DanZman > Manuél Ferrari 09/01/2014 at 00:13

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LMAO!!!!! I'm actually laughing uncontrollably right now. That is hilarious, wrong and awesome all at the same time!

Manuél Ferrari > DanZman 09/01/2014 at 12:37

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;) I just now thought of a twist after watching The Tudors last night. You could decide which one to marry by waiting until the doctors can determine the gender of the babies. If one is going to be a boy and the other a girl then you marry the one that's having the boy.

If only Henry XIII had these ideas and modern science. He never would have had so much trouble!